11/11/2022 0 Comments Conkers bad fur day final boss![]() ![]() There are also some puzzles which are.okay. What's REALLY impressive is how they fit a busload of voice acting into a cartridge! A CARTRIDGE!!!! The gameplay, however, is what docks this game some points. My favorites have to be Windy and Co., Rock Solid, and, of course, The Great Mighty Poo's Opera. The animations are surprisingly detailed, if a bit stiff, and the environments don't look too shabby. Of course the graphics have aged slightly, but it still has a nice look to it. Gotta fill the cliché bar, eh guys? This game looks really damn good for an N64 game. The plot is ridiculous and funny.until it becomes 1% less funny when Berri gets kidnapped. He then orders his local scientist, Professor Von Kriplespac, to fix the table and they devise a plan to capture Conker and use him to hold up the table. We then see said Panther king drinking milk when his table breaks, spilling his milk. He tells her that he'll be home soon but he goes in the wrong direction, not because he forgot the way but because he's drunk as hell, and ends up in the kingdom of the Panther king. So is this the last hurrah of a game company as I knew and loved it, or is this literally a Bad Fur Day? One night, Conker is at a bar, intoxicated as you would guess, when he rings up his Lola the Rabbit look-a-like girlfriend Berri. It was one of the last titles Rare developed for a Nintendo console. Now entitled Conker's Bad Fur day, this was a Nintendo 64 game that sold poorly, likely because it released late into the console's life, and other reasons, which I'll get to in a bit. One of these games released during this time period was Twelve Tales: Conker 64.At least, that was what it was called.in 1998. NOT FOR ANYONE UNDER 17 YEARS OF AGE In 2001, before motion control sports and childhood-ruining third installments, Rare was making a killing off of developing games for Nintendo. AS A RESULT, IT MAY CONTAIN BLOOD, GORE, SWEARING, VIOLENCE, INNUENDOS AND MORE. WARNING: THIS GAME HAS BEEN GIVEN AN "M" RATING BY THE ESRB. Sound and music is just brilliant! I love the poop song. ![]() There's not only a lot of bad language and blood. And you haven't lived until you've seen a giant opera-singing poop-monster. The cutscenes are entertatining so say the least. The game has so many neat little details and the diversity of gameplay is unmatched, even in most games of today (2020). Ok, so if you can get past that without destroying your controller (I almost did several times) you will have one helluwa ride. And there's just no worse feeling than battling a games camera and controls, especially when you are playing a platformer. Or because the camera often suddenly decides to take a 90 degree turn while you are crawling on a ledge making you suddenly jump off just like that. No, because the game gave you no sense of depth when the game demands a pinpoint landing on top of a platform in mid-air. And often not because you did something stupid yourself. You will fall to your death hundreds of times. So let's get that out of the way to begin with. Or because the If it wasn't for the sometimes incredibly frustrating controls and camera, I'd give this game a 9. If it wasn't for the sometimes incredibly frustrating controls and camera, I'd give this game a 9. Still, 13 years on, the game is, in no way, outdated. Moreover, the bosses are very inventive, and the game has one of the most hilarious and one of the best bosses ever: A giant, British, opera-singing turd! And honestly, the game is packed to the brim with movie references, from the Terminator Haystack, to the Xenomorph fight, you can't get any more vulgarity and hilarity than in this masterpiece, a masterpiece that wasn't commercially successful for 2 reasons: It's meant for an adult audience, which meant limited advertising, and it was released in the N64's last days. The voice acting is so terrible, it's brilliant, because it really makes the player laugh out loud from the ridiculous sound and how well it fits in with the humour of the game. Conker the Squirrel is a brilliant protagonist, despite being an alcoholic, foul mannered, stereotypical and anthropomorphic. This game is most likely the funniest game I have played in years, if not my life. ![]() This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. ![]()
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